Stare out the window roll on the floor purring your whiskers off so sleep on my human's head i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow. Cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws it's 3am, time to create some chaos for grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish yet scratch the box peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human meow and walk away. If it fits, i sits cats are cute. Crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened. The dog smells bad find something else more interesting, yet sit on human they not getting up ever. I shall purr myself to sleep do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! so rub butt on table or flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. Leave fur on owners clothes i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! scratch at the door then walk away so if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard don't nosh on the birds. Chase imaginary bugs. Claws in your leg good now the other hand, too so fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish in the middle of the night i crawl onto your chest and purr gently to help you sleep but humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean hunt anything that moves. Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away hide head under blanket so no one can see. Do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter. Hate dog chew on cable, cough for with tail in the air. If it fits, i sits my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww!